FringeCaps: Immortality

by Roco on February 16, 2011 · 127 comments

Welcome to FringeCaps. The new weekly screencap contest from your universal Fringe Bloggers.

Head past the jump to play.

How’s it work?: Each week one of our Rocobots will randomly select an interesting picture from the most recent Fringe episode. Your task, should you choose to accept it, is to conjure up a smart, funny, poignant or interesting caption to go with the above picture from “Immortality”.

Rules: Post your entries in the comments, you can post as many as you want. No spoilers. Keep them clean – no swear words (etc), although we have nothing against naughtiness of a reasonable nature.

Deadline: The next episode, that’ll be February 18th, 9/8c.

Prize: The winning caption (word or sentence) will be added to the above picture and posted in all its glory next week. Maybe we’ll create a little page featuring all of the winning entries. We’re still seeing how it goes.

{ 127 comments… read them below or add one }

KLA February 16, 2011 at 11:27 am

“WTF”

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M February 16, 2011 at 11:39 am

I got you an iphone

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Page 48 February 16, 2011 at 11:50 am

You’re kidding, Verizon gave me a much better plan Over There.

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Jenn Hoff February 16, 2011 at 4:03 pm

:)

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giorgio - Greece February 16, 2011 at 4:13 pm

Hahaha!!

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Fringe Head February 16, 2011 at 8:44 pm

Lol

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alexis February 17, 2011 at 12:26 pm

good one!

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cvita February 16, 2011 at 11:52 am

Frank (off) : Give me my ring back!

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Syafiq February 16, 2011 at 11:53 am

“You’re sick. I’ll prescribe you with yellow medicine.”

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Vanessa February 16, 2011 at 12:05 pm

Look! This is my new naked scanner!! Oh….

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fall February 16, 2011 at 12:09 pm

There’s a Human bug in your vagenda !!

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Fringe Head February 16, 2011 at 8:45 pm

Lol!!!

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JDunham February 17, 2011 at 8:24 pm

hahahahhahahahah :) love it!!!!!

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Reggie February 16, 2011 at 12:10 pm

“I’m not really a paramedic…I’m a gynecologist.” (Olivia gasps)

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Jenn Hoff February 16, 2011 at 4:03 pm

Nice! It totally seemed like that!

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Outcome February 16, 2011 at 12:16 pm

I knew you did it whene I re-watched the forth episode

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Fernwood Girl February 16, 2011 at 12:23 pm

I’m sorry Fauxlivia, it looks like you may not win Fringie of the week.

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Rachel February 16, 2011 at 12:55 pm

“Wait… how much time did we waste with this episode? Check it again!”

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JoA February 16, 2011 at 1:03 pm

But, it’s not my fault!!

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lizw65 February 16, 2011 at 1:04 pm

“What do you mean the battery in my Kindle is dead?!”

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Gillian February 16, 2011 at 1:06 pm

And there I thought I just had a bad case of gas

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Observer1 February 16, 2011 at 1:11 pm

Altlivia: “Whát!?! I’m pregnant and the ratings have never been lower? Abortion, nów!!”

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Wyd February 16, 2011 at 1:56 pm

Good one! I’d like to suggest a slightly different version: “The ratings are dropping, we need to abort this plot line now!”

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matt February 17, 2011 at 1:20 am

good one Wyd

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Page 48 February 16, 2011 at 3:46 pm

I’m going to prescribe a six-weeks-after pill.

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runpaceyrun February 17, 2011 at 3:19 am

Bless you Observer1…no babies please.

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lena February 16, 2011 at 1:14 pm

“oh, please don’t tell me I end up like Scarlie… attracting bug girls!”

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FringeFriday February 16, 2011 at 1:39 pm

ha ha, love this one ;-)

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real1 February 16, 2011 at 1:36 pm

” the bugs king inside you !”

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abulia February 16, 2011 at 1:44 pm

Come on, tell the people I’m pregnant…So we can end this tattle one and for all.

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FringeFriday February 16, 2011 at 1:48 pm

The vitals of your wig look really, really bad….

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Wikiaddicted723 February 16, 2011 at 3:01 pm

this is HILARIOUS…..I hope the wig dies.

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Bischof February 16, 2011 at 2:00 pm

“‘Pregnant’ is some kind of medical slang, right? RIGHT???”

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Bischof February 16, 2011 at 2:04 pm

“What do you mean with ‘next week’s episode will also happen Over There’?”

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M February 16, 2011 at 3:17 pm

The bugs are attacking your baby. I’m afraid the only way to save it is to inject it with scorpion and mole-rat DNA.

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M February 16, 2011 at 3:19 pm

^ Oops, posted that in the wrong spot. The “over there” one is hilarious, though

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Skyler February 16, 2011 at 3:00 pm

what do you mean by what this insect has two legs, two eyes and two hands and it will take eight months to go out?

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M February 16, 2011 at 3:03 pm

Doesn’t that make Walter is your new father in law?

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Hatch February 16, 2011 at 3:05 pm

“Hey Bob, I thought the syphilis disease died out in 1985? Check out this chick’s chart!”

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February February 16, 2011 at 4:46 pm

Win!

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matt February 17, 2011 at 1:22 am

hahahahahahah weeeeew

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Hatch February 16, 2011 at 3:06 pm

A paramedic? Haha, no ma’am…but I did stay at a Holiday Express last night.

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Jenn Hoff February 16, 2011 at 4:02 pm

Haha- love it!

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Sid February 16, 2011 at 8:54 pm

LOL. Love your take on the picture. Liked your previous line as well. Well said.

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M February 16, 2011 at 3:18 pm

The bugs are attacking your baby. I’m afraid the only way to save it is to inject it with scorpion and mole-rat DNA.

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Hatch February 16, 2011 at 3:19 pm

Sorry, this thing takes a minute to load up…Ron over there figured out how to access porn sites on it last week, been running slow ever since.

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Xerophytes February 16, 2011 at 3:24 pm

What?!? I’m a virgin?!

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FringeFriday February 16, 2011 at 3:24 pm

HAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA hilarious!!! With that face… ha ha ha haaaaa great!!!

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KKG February 16, 2011 at 3:29 pm

“What do u mean the condom didn’t work????”

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Hatch February 16, 2011 at 3:40 pm

“Sweet, I just beat Angry Birds! Oh, we have a patient.”

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FringeFriday February 16, 2011 at 3:43 pm

“You’re pregnant”

“What???”

“Congratulations… its a blond wig”

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Page 48 February 16, 2011 at 3:49 pm

Your blood pressure is fine, but your IMAHO reading is off the charts.

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Page 48 February 16, 2011 at 3:50 pm

Dude, you got me a Dell?

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John February 16, 2011 at 4:04 pm

OW! THE CONDOM!

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FringeFriday February 16, 2011 at 4:08 pm

“Over there they use C-O-N-D-O-M-S the prevent pregnancy, they are not as advanced as our technology!”

“Oh…”

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Outcome February 16, 2011 at 4:09 pm

pregnant ??!!! ..me too !.. Who isn’t??… even AltBrandon is

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FringeFriday February 16, 2011 at 4:15 pm

I see you forgot your sperm extinction laser at home… you should have used a condom. a CONDOM…. it’s a technical device over there to prevent pregnancy… yeah I know we are so much more advanced on that field…. but you are still pregnant.

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hal February 16, 2011 at 4:16 pm

“Fringe is cancelled.”

;)

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fringeobsessed February 16, 2011 at 6:33 pm

THAT is sadly funny!

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Bischof February 16, 2011 at 4:48 pm

“Frank, there’s a explanation for this…
…ur gonna laugh when I tell you”

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Kira February 16, 2011 at 4:56 pm

LOL

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FringeFriday February 16, 2011 at 5:01 pm

It’s not my baby… I am carrying for a friend.. ha ha ha….

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runpaceyrun February 17, 2011 at 3:22 am

Oh FringeFriday…im still laughing. WINNER!!!!!!

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[S.G.Y] February 18, 2011 at 8:30 am

Good one :)

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Bischof February 16, 2011 at 4:49 pm

“Check that link again… Those CAN’T be OUR ratings”

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Jimbo February 16, 2011 at 4:49 pm

Your relationship is flat-lining!

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Bischof February 16, 2011 at 4:50 pm

“I see, Roco, you don’t like me…
but had it to be THIS cap?”

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FringeFriday February 16, 2011 at 4:51 pm

I was BETTING on this cap when I saw the scene on screen;-)

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Kira February 16, 2011 at 4:59 pm

“See, this flatline here is the heart of many P/O shippers”

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Kensy February 16, 2011 at 5:06 pm

Medic: “You’re missing a heart.”
Bolivia: “What?!”

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Sean February 16, 2011 at 6:15 pm

“You found a WHAT in my WHAT?!”

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runpaceyrun February 17, 2011 at 3:27 am

Oh Sean….you made me laugh!

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Page 48 February 16, 2011 at 6:16 pm

Just let me go and I promise I’ll friend you!

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William Bishop February 16, 2011 at 6:31 pm

Oh my God! I have to see Walternate’s super-creepy smile?!

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KLA February 16, 2011 at 6:31 pm

Please, don’t hurt my baby’s daddy!!!!!!!!!!

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fringeobsessed February 16, 2011 at 6:39 pm

Bad news, Fauxlivia, 9 out of every 10 female viewers hates your guts!

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Kira February 16, 2011 at 8:45 pm

“All this so They can make a Valentine’s Day video”

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Fringe Head February 16, 2011 at 8:54 pm

Liv, Peter is here!!

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Fringe Head February 16, 2011 at 8:55 pm

It’s not a baby, it’s a cow…

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Fringe Head February 16, 2011 at 8:56 pm

Fauxlivia they are going to kick me out of the show!!

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Sid February 16, 2011 at 8:59 pm

Congratulations! You’re our 100th customer and win an appearance on Maury’s “Who’s your baby daddy?” and a free DNA test.

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Anjali February 16, 2011 at 9:38 pm

What? You’re saying I have molebaby inside me???

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Page 48 February 16, 2011 at 9:48 pm

Did you say you really love your bank?

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CH February 16, 2011 at 10:03 pm

What do you mean I could’ve saved a ton of money by switching to Geico?!?!?!

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Michael February 16, 2011 at 10:32 pm

Here’s a couple:

Paramedic: I can see the bug moving inside you and its a boy, congratulations!

Paramedic: I can see here, you’re pregnant and the father is from another universe.
Altliva: Shit, how am i going to get child support now?

Paramedic: Yippi, I finally found some use for my US$500 ipad.

Altlivia: Can you untie me or scratch me behind my ear? My wig is itchy.

Altlivia: Help me! help me! Some scientist just made me drink some bug eggs.
Frank: Ok, let me just use this echograph there to see if some of the bugs bypassed you stomach and have headed straight to your uterus. You never know.
Altlivia: What?
Frank: Oh god, you’re pregnant!

Brandonate (holding the pad): If you don’t want the baby, I can certainly used it to make some scandalous experiment on him. Possibly involving pain and me eating the baby afterward.

Lincoln (holding the pad): Sorry to bother you at this moment liv, but do you remember if Silva is spelled with a “i” or a “y”?

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Peanut February 16, 2011 at 10:32 pm

Frank …. funny story … while you were gone, I met this guy from another universe …

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Michael February 16, 2011 at 10:36 pm

Paramedic: I can see here that after this scene the heart of P/O ‘shippers will flatline.

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FinChase February 16, 2011 at 10:46 pm

What do you mean I’ve gained two pounds?! Don’t you know I haven’t eaten in 2 1/2 seasons??

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Andyy February 17, 2011 at 2:31 pm

I like this one. It’s really original!

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Michael February 16, 2011 at 10:50 pm

Altlivia: Somebody just made me drink water with bug eggs inside.
Paramedic: That’s what you get for drinking city water!

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Betty February 16, 2011 at 11:36 pm

I thought the thumping feeling in my stomach was MY pulse.

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Betty February 17, 2011 at 12:06 am

Does this mean the wedding is a no-go ?

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Betty February 17, 2011 at 12:22 am

Cold feet ! Frank, would you consider couples counselling ?

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Betty February 17, 2011 at 12:43 am

Bloody hell ! I just ordered the monogrammed cocktail napkins this morning.

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ajewell February 17, 2011 at 1:20 am

You mean . . . they have chocolate trufffles over there too?!

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matt February 17, 2011 at 1:26 am

I could have saved HOW MUCH on my car insurance?

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matt February 17, 2011 at 1:27 am

no seriously, the one about FRINGE being canceled is pretty much what I was thinking so I got nothing. I really really really really hope not, but I really hope there is a good explanation for this… I trust the writers so this might be awesome, but right now I’m confused, what happened to blue lights and fringe science?

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matt February 17, 2011 at 1:28 am

I’m sure the answers are coming, but I can’t wait! ahhh!

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Bischof February 17, 2011 at 10:26 am

It certainly was underwhelming, but we can only hope that the point behind this is putting all three sides of the triangle in a moral dilemma, more than a romance. Will Peter abandon his child, or cross over there? Will Olivia understand Peter’s decission on this or will she fight it? Will Altlivia let Walternate use her and her child? The latest producers’ video indicates this is the way things are going, and I think it can make a good story.

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RoughDiamonds February 17, 2011 at 1:45 am

speaker off screen to AltLivia: “I’m not a doctor, I just play one on TV”

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entrada February 17, 2011 at 7:40 am

Click the Red Buttons and The baby Blows

(alright that’s so mean :D )

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Brazilian Fringie February 17, 2011 at 8:05 am

Bad news: condons doesn’t works with men attached by symbiosis at doomsday devices

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Laura February 17, 2011 at 8:44 am

Guys you’re sooooooooooooooooooooooo funny !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I think I quote matt…..the car insurance business is getting more and more serious…serious as the BBM …..

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Betty February 17, 2011 at 9:32 am

I knew taking one for the team was going to be a bad idea.

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drum February 17, 2011 at 10:51 am

I’m sorry but people still hate you.

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Betty February 17, 2011 at 11:18 am

Olivia, is this your idea of climbing the corporate ladder ?

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Betty February 17, 2011 at 11:26 am

Being The Kid’s mother will be the most important job I will ever do !

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Betty February 17, 2011 at 12:04 pm

Frank, honest, I thought that oysters were nutritional over there, not an aphrodisiac !

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blt February 17, 2011 at 12:42 pm

She can’t believe it’s not butter

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FringeFriday February 17, 2011 at 1:45 pm

I forgot my line….

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Cherioki February 17, 2011 at 4:04 pm

Wah? I’m pregnant, those glow in the dark condoms for nothing…

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entrada February 17, 2011 at 6:02 pm

can we keep it between the two of us? we wouldn’t wanna shock the audience

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Page 48 February 17, 2011 at 6:05 pm

So, you’re saying I could’ve had a V8?

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February February 17, 2011 at 6:21 pm

Hey, it says here that your the sister of that Bishop kid that went missing.

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Marklar February 17, 2011 at 6:26 pm

I see dead people

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JC February 17, 2011 at 8:13 pm

Just because it’s an inter-universe affair, it doesn’t mean the consequences get sucked away by a vortex.

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Peter Bishop Must Die February 17, 2011 at 9:37 pm

“What do you mean Peter rejected my friend request?!”

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Peter Bishop Must Die February 17, 2011 at 9:45 pm

Frank: “The writers just tweeted me. You’re pregnant.”

Alternate: Frank: “Hold on honey, I’m reading Roco’s review of this episode. Heh, yeah, I hated this part too.”

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Peter Bishop Must Die February 17, 2011 at 9:52 pm

Altlivia: “Wait, am I being Punk’d?”

Alternate: Frank: “You’ve been Punk’d!”

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Fall February 17, 2011 at 10:02 pm

you’re pregnant Shame On you&me

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Outcome February 17, 2011 at 10:08 pm

funny I thought september was kidding

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FIN February 17, 2011 at 10:13 pm

now they had to pay 5 billions bug-guest stars and a queen just to bring this fabulous news

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Kira February 18, 2011 at 5:01 am

“are U 2 seeing this?, I got a Bonus!”

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veronica February 18, 2011 at 5:16 am

Altlivia thinking: Rachel died during childbirth. Rachel died during childbirth. Rachel died during childbirth.

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[S.G.Y] February 18, 2011 at 8:48 am

Frank: “Knock Knock.”
Faauxlivia: “Who is it?”
Frank: “Molebaby”

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Jay K February 18, 2011 at 9:33 am

Pssst, doc… can you tell the baby’s colour?

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FringeCharacter February 18, 2011 at 10:14 am

“What’chu talkin’ ’bout, Willis?”

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