FRINGECAPS: 4.14 The End Of All Things

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How’s it work?: Each week one of our RocoBots will randomly select an interesting picture from the most recent Fringe episode. Your task is to conjure up a funny or interesting caption to go with the above picture from “The End Of All Things”.

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Comments

  1. Jennifer says

    Astrid: “Walter is that smell coming from you?”
    Walter: “Well I don’t think so but….WAIT! What were we talking about? ” Oh, yes! That smell…I’m not sure because I think I may have mixed my Brown Betty with LSD & I can’t really feel anything.”

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  2. Gabrielle says

    Astrid: “Who is this strange man?”
    Walter: “Why do I have the strange sensation for tapioca pudding?-I mean, vitals are good….”
    September: He’s gonna kill me, I know it.

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  3. says

    Walter: I suspect his entire body is remarkably hairless. Astrid check his-
    September: -Huh… I have got to go pee.
    Walter: LOL Nice try.

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    • WaySeeker says

      says the ginormous webcam which is actually an Aperture Science project.
      It’s a cam!
      It’s a turret!
      It’s both!
      Have fun shooting your enemies with bullets while shooting them with this cam! Observe them as they go about their daily lives oblivious to the immanency of their future injuries!
      Some versions are great for parties! Some will spit out Red Vines or Cheese Whiz instead! (disclaimer spoken in a fast voice you cannot understand: only cam’s with bullets will be provided, but if you prefer to think of the bullets as candy be our guest!)
      Hi, I’m the new President of Aperture science, David Robert Jones! I wanted to tell you that if act now, we will throw in a humanoid cam/turret absolutely free* (*with 10 proofs of purchase from our turrets or 10,000 clean crisp new bills put into a plain brown bag and placed on the 3rd park bench from the right, no Fringe agents!)
      You can have one that is hairless, or one that magi-sciencally morphs to different human shapes for hours of enjoyment!
      Remember, we’re always observing … for science!

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  4. Red Balloon says

    What is it Walter?

    I think he just called me grandpa

    ___________________
    ( lol -> :S just kidding)

    Hot debate. What do you think? Thumb up 8

  5. Red Balloon says

    Everybody wants to go pee, but he just wants to observe…hmm, interesting…
    Am I required to keep him alive?

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  6. Red Balloon says

    Walter: Asparagus!
    Astrid: Huh?
    Observer: Her name is Astrid, and mine September
    Walter: Nonsense…you are Mr. X and she is Asbestos; now about the future, this is very important: Will cows produce chocolate milk?

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  7. says

    Walter: This mysterious man is as hairless as a Sphynx, and seems to have a natural flair for 60’s retro.

    Astrid: He is sure one cool cat.

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  8. Dylan says

    Astrid: “Walter, we need to ask him!”
    Walter: *frustrated* “I’m just above to do that, my dear” *looks at the Observer* “Mr…Observer. What is your name?”
    Observer: *silence*
    Device above computer: “Waaaaaaaaaaalleeeeeeeeeeee”

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  9. Red Balloon says

    Walter: Maybe a “Tabasco” transfusion will help

    Astrid: You’re not kidding, are ya!…I’ll go get the hot sauce

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  10. Rae` says

    Walter: Alopecia. Or in this case, the more aggressive form of Alopecia areata universalis. A disease causing rapid hair loss, including that of the eyebrows and eyelashes.

    Astrid: So, it’s what? An autoimmune disorder?

    Walter: That would be my first theory, yes. Factoring in of course that wherever he’s from, electrolysis isn’t a common practice.

    Astrid: Electrolysis?

    Walter: Yes or-or perhaps where he originates, that’s a proclivity for depilatory creams. I suppose he could be taking advantage of a rather extensive waxing package. Supposing again of course, that he’s hairless everywhere.

    Astrid. No Walter, I’m not checking.

    Walter: Don’t be a prude, Agent Farnsworth. At this point, we’re not even certain of his anatomical make-up. In which case he’d be so lucky. The burning effects are rather extraordinary. You know in the eighties, after an experiment of my own, I had to go commando for three weeks.

    Astrid: Walter!

    Walter: Oh, it’s alright dear, I assure you, I regained feeling…eventually. I coined my experiment The Sphinx. Years later, those damn Brazilian scientists pilfered my research results. The Bikini Wax, they called it. I’d imagine they’d be surprised to know, I wasn’t even wearing one at the time.

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  11. says

    Walter: “Our follicly challenged friend seems to have an affinity with
    Popeye the Sailor Man. Check out the anchor tattoo on each arm.”

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  12. says

    Astrid: Walter, you have that ” LOOK ” on your face again !

    Walter: It appears our Mr X has the stratospheric
    taste bud density of supertasters times 3. So extraordinary. I’m impressed.

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  13. Robert Ariadne says

    Walter: Okay, Mr. X, I’ll save you, but you have to do something for us first: go forward to the month of May and tell Kevin Reilly “Renew us or I’ll erase you from the timeline.”

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  14. says

    Astrid: Is he wearing Ermenegildo Zegna?

    Walter: Yes! Yes! Not only does Mr. X have good taste in tailors, but he is also a she. A hermaphrodite !

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  15. Lincless says

    WALTER: Astro….do you really think his haircut looks better than mine?
    ASTRID: What?!? Walter, he is dying! Save him and he tells you the address of his haircutter!!!!

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  16. Kira says

    Walter: Asterisk, we did it! We achieved real 3D.
    Astrid: I guess, but isn’t lacking something?
    September: …where’s my hair?
    ~~~
    Walter: Astrid, now let’s put the final detail: blond or ginger?
    Astrid: Hmm.
    September: *musing* I’m clearly a…. (disappears)

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  17. wolf says

    When peter picks up his phone while trying to resuscitate the observer, his phone is upside down, hahahahaha. look at 17:40 during the episode 4.14. thats the important event, hahaha, thats so funny

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  18. matt says

    Walter: Finally we can do a few tests and find out what these guys are before he disappears. (some time later) AH HAH!

    Astrid: oh my gosh! who would’ve thought the observers were ________

    fill in your own for fun, my list includes:

    1) stigs
    2) muppets
    3) flying spaghetti monsters
    4) made of spray can cheese and vanilla cake frosting

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  19. says

    Walter: ” Astro, do you hear that ? …. When I touch the Observer with the
    tuning fork, he starts to hum a Roscoe Joyce song.”

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  20. J.P. says

    Walter: “I guess Mr. Broyles was a bigger fan of Michael Jackson than we thought…”

    Hot debate. What do you think? Thumb up 9

  21. says

    Walter : Does the Observer bear a striking resemblance to our founding father, Dwight D. Eisenhower ?
    Ah yes! IKE. Defeating the Nazis. Keeping the free world safe from Communists, and setting the course to win the space race. I’ve always liked IKE !

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