Welcome to FringeCaps. The weekly screencap contest from your universal Fringe Bloggers.
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How’s it work?: Each week one of our RocoBots will randomly select an interesting picture from the most recent Fringe episode. Your task is to conjure up a funny or interesting caption to go with the above picture from “The Last Sam Weiss”.
Rules: Post your entries in the comments below (you can post as many as your fingers desire). No spoilers. Keep ‘em clean – no swear words (etc), although we have nothing against naughtiness of a reasonable nature.
Deadline: The next episode, that’ll be May 6th, 9/8c.
Prize: The winning caption will be added to the above picture and posted in all its glory next time out, as well as featuring in our new FringeCaps Winners Section. Good luck!
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Crap, my toy FBI badge was supposed to be in here.
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This card gets me into everything.
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Patron member of the Blue Universe since 1982…b.c.!!
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You talkin’ to me ?
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lol!!!! love it!
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You’re seriously carding me? I have facial hair!
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Membership has it’s rewards. Now let us in.
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These are just the cards that came with my wallet. Maybe they’ll work though.
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Olivia: Maybe you should leave the badge flashing to me, Indiana
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Sam puts a whole different meaning to the phrase ‘flashing the badge’
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I don’t have a credit card…because someone told the bank not to TRUST me!!!
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What’s in your wallet?
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Sam: You know they have SHOW ME over there,well I’ve got a TRUST ME!
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Whitley Museum membership… it’s everywhere you want to be!
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FBI stands for Female Body Inspector. So if you’d kindly remove all your clothing…
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Sam: Sam Weiss, Primera Gente!
Olivia: Dude! that’s a secret.
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just pictured olivia saying “dude!” and nearly peed myself
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Sam Weiss: ” Special Agent Sam Weiss, F.B.I.”
Olivia: [ rolls eyes]
Sam Weiss: ” What? It works on Doctor Who!”
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I thought the same thing
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psychic paper! FTW
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“Watcha gonna do, whatcha gonna do when I come for you… Bad Boy Bad Boy….watcha…..”<—– Olivia giving him the look
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“Good thing Doctor Who let me borrow his psychic paper…”
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Damn, RoSull beat me to it!
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Sam Weiss: “See, I am classy. No condom rings.”
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Haha.
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Sam: Sam Weiss. Licensed Bowler.
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Like!
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See? Whitley museum membership since 82… still no platinum card…
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Show me your wallet, I’ll show you mine!
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if you knew how to read you’d see I was one of the first prople.
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*people
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Member of the Whitney Museum since 82…What you don’t trust me?
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Finally Sam reveals his true identity:
“I AM the destroyer of the worlds, so let me thru!” — Shows his “Oppenheimer Fan Club Card”…
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“Sam says to let us into the museum!”
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I killed the man who owned this wallet, lady. Let us in.
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ha!
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Sam: “Look at these Cards — Your eyes get tired”
Officer: *snore*
Sam to Olivia: Ok Olive, RUN!
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Hahhaha, so good
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Sam: “Look, Officer, i am a longterm Museum Memeber, so give me the keys and save the…” (thinking: “WTF Im talking!?!?”)
Sam: “Again, Officer, give me the keys and let this Girl thru!”
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Isn’t just Peter, that has an unlimited credit card.
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I’mmm a carrrddd careeeein’ m’mbrrrr ofth the Whisssskey Moooosem. Let ussss in or Mith Dun-hamm here…will drink you under the table…
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Translation: I’m a card carrying member of the Whiskey museum. Let us in or Miss Dunham here will drink you under the table.
(because I thought it said Whiskey Museum at first and I was all “cool! where can I get a membership?”)
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*waves hand like a Jedi* “You don’t need to see my ID. This is all the identification you need. You will let us pass.” ~ Sam “Yoda” Weiss
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curses! that’s my line!
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“What do you mean my American Express is 40,000 years out of date.”
But I’ll be honest I’m not a massive fan of the actor playing Sam Weiss so pardon me a little for this. Its not a cap from the episode its between scenes he’s saying.
“Honest I’m a genuine actor here’s my actors union card to prove it.”
/cough so sorry to any of his fans.
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…and this is my Front Of The Line card !
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Sam, I didn’t bring you here to embarrass me.
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This card means I’m a certified make-out agent, now pucker up!
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1. “My name is Sam Weiss and I taught Olivia everything she knows about bowling.”
2. “…and this wallet belonged to the very first Sam Weiss. It’s old.”
3. Sam Weiss showing off his very best Olivia impersonation.
4. Sam Weiss: Historian. Detective. Professional Bowler. References available upon request.
5. “And now for my next trick, watch me pull a rabbit out of my wallet!”
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“So I’m not just president of the Enigmatic Club for Men, I’m also a client.”
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Sam, this is why we agreed I would do the talking.
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• ‘First People, is right here in the small letters’
• ‘Blue, the color you trust’
• ‘Olivia and Me. Into the museum. Now’
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“Sam Weiss, Beard Division.”
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“I’m not an imposter. I’m just taller and older than I look.”
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This card gives me carte blanche to assist FBI agent Olivia Dunham.
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Come on guys, I have a FASTPASS. (Disney World reference)
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This for the win.
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Sam: “Sam Weiss, Assistant Special Agent.”
Olivia: “It’s assistant *to the* Special Agent, Sam.”
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Olivia: “Seriously, Sam? Astrid has higher clearance than you, and I’m not even really sure what her job is.”
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Ha! Love this!
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lol
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Excuse me, do you have any Grey Poupon? I can pay with my Visa.
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Sam Weiss. The episode’s named after me.
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This was a badge before you observed it
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“And if you buy now, we’ll include this lovely membership card at no extra cost!”
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“Look: the name is Sam Weiss. In ány universe. Nót Rusty Demon”.
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“Sam Weiss. I taught this woman how to re-tie her shoes.”
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• ‘We used to be Thirteen; one lost, one with hair and beard!’
• ‘I own a bowling alley, is pretty difficult to break the habit’
• ‘Look Olivia, She calls him -nugget-’
• ‘They promised my own show~’
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SAM: Sam Weiss, longterm member of fringebloggers. Now, show me the OBSERVETIONS article Roco…
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Weiss ma’am … Undercover curator and guardian of The Whitney Museum.
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* correction * … Whitley Museum … d’oh !
Weiss ma’am … Undercover curator and guardian of The Whitley Museum.
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Do u like my wallet?
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..I also have more money than it appears.
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Ok, that made me laugh pretty hard.
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Haha, awesome.
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“Patron member of ALL UNIVERSES since…the beginning of time!”
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Sam Weiss … Patron Saint, er, uh, I mean member since ’82.
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Look,I don’t care what the chalkboard said,you need to let us in the museum.
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Some people call it a wallet, others call it a billfold, uh-huh
(his goofy look reminds me of “some people call it a sling blade, others call it a kaiser blade, um-hum, can I have some biscuits with mustard?”)
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