FRINGECAPS 3.21 The Last Sam Weiss


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  1. Red licorice says

    I don’t have a credit card…because someone told the bank not to TRUST me!!!

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  2. starg8fans says

    FBI stands for Female Body Inspector. So if you’d kindly remove all your clothing…

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  3. says

    Sam Weiss: ” Special Agent Sam Weiss, F.B.I.”

    Olivia: [ rolls eyes]

    Sam Weiss: ” What? It works on Doctor Who!”

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  4. FringeFriday says

    “Watcha gonna do, whatcha gonna do when I come for you… Bad Boy Bad Boy….watcha…..”<—– Olivia giving him the look

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  5. Alt-Lex says

    Finally Sam reveals his true identity:

    “I AM the destroyer of the worlds, so let me thru!” — Shows his “Oppenheimer Fan Club Card”…

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  6. Alt-Lex says

    Sam: “Look at these Cards — Your eyes get tired”
    Officer: *snore*
    Sam to Olivia: Ok Olive, RUN!

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  7. Alt-Lex says

    Sam: “Look, Officer, i am a longterm Museum Memeber, so give me the keys and save the…” (thinking: “WTF Im talking!?!?”)

    Sam: “Again, Officer, give me the keys and let this Girl thru!”

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  8. Cerulean says

    I’mmm a carrrddd careeeein’ m’mbrrrr ofth the Whisssskey Moooosem. Let ussss in or Mith Dun-hamm here…will drink you under the table…

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    • Cerulean says

      Translation: I’m a card carrying member of the Whiskey museum. Let us in or Miss Dunham here will drink you under the table.
      (because I thought it said Whiskey Museum at first and I was all “cool! where can I get a membership?”)

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  9. Cerulean says

    *waves hand like a Jedi* “You don’t need to see my ID. This is all the identification you need. You will let us pass.” ~ Sam “Yoda” Weiss

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  10. says

    “What do you mean my American Express is 40,000 years out of date.”

    But I’ll be honest I’m not a massive fan of the actor playing Sam Weiss so pardon me a little for this. Its not a cap from the episode its between scenes he’s saying.

    “Honest I’m a genuine actor here’s my actors union card to prove it.”

    /cough so sorry to any of his fans.

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  11. mlj102 says

    1. “My name is Sam Weiss and I taught Olivia everything she knows about bowling.”

    2. “…and this wallet belonged to the very first Sam Weiss. It’s old.”

    3. Sam Weiss showing off his very best Olivia impersonation.

    4. Sam Weiss: Historian. Detective. Professional Bowler. References available upon request.

    5. “And now for my next trick, watch me pull a rabbit out of my wallet!”

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  12. kira says

    • ‘First People, is right here in the small letters’

    • ‘Blue, the color you trust’

    • ‘Olivia and Me. Into the museum. Now’

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  13. Hatch says

    Sam: “Sam Weiss, Assistant Special Agent.”
    Olivia: “It’s assistant *to the* Special Agent, Sam.”

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  14. Hatch says

    Olivia: “Seriously, Sam? Astrid has higher clearance than you, and I’m not even really sure what her job is.”

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  15. Patricia says

    “And if you buy now, we’ll include this lovely membership card at no extra cost!”

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  16. kira says

    • ‘We used to be Thirteen; one lost, one with hair and beard!’

    • ‘I own a bowling alley, is pretty difficult to break the habit’

    • ‘Look Olivia, She calls him -nugget-’

    • ‘They promised my own show~’

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  17. antigoni says

    SAM: Sam Weiss, longterm member of fringebloggers. Now, show me the OBSERVETIONS article Roco…

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    • says

      * correction * … Whitley Museum … d’oh !
      Weiss ma’am … Undercover curator and guardian of The Whitley Museum.

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  18. WaySeeker says

    Some people call it a wallet, others call it a billfold, uh-huh

    (his goofy look reminds me of “some people call it a sling blade, others call it a kaiser blade, um-hum, can I have some biscuits with mustard?”)

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